wall fucker 

a person who just can't do anything right. it is used because just like it is impossible to insert a penis into a flat wall, (flat walls have no vagina) it is impossible for a wall fucker to do anything right.

joe: what is 2 + 2?
mike: 5?
joe: gosh. you're a wall fucker.

look at that pile of fuck, he's such a wall fucker.

wall fucker by flint toid November 17, 2007

Wall Fucker 

a couple who are dry humping/ making out in the club against a wall.
a couple who are dry humping/ making out in the middle of the club.
dancing against the back corner wall at The Loft in Itaewon, South Korea because to dance anywhere else would get you raped.

sick, look at those wall FUCKERS, get a ROOM!

Wall Fucker by vichley September 24, 2010

Wallfucker 

A word created after some dude on IRC from Singapore told us to "pls fuck the fucking wall and die" ... hence creating wallfucker.

Can be either used to insult someone or just a (friendly) greeting.

Guy I: Hey man.
Guy II: Hey, what's up wallfucker?
Guy I: Ah, not much.

Wallfucker by LaClown June 15, 2008

Wallfucker 

the collective noun for a group of Professor Layton fans

“Hey, what are they doing? Over there, with the silly top hats and orange turtlenecks?”
“Oh, them? It’s okay, they’re just wallfuckers.”

Wallfucker by satanicoeggo April 23, 2021