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Wall Candy 

Paint chips. Derived from the occurrence of physical and mental problems in children who were ignorant of the dangers of ingesting dried flakes of lead-based house paint, claiming to have eaten "wall candy" is an indication of possible induced pathological stupidity. See Penny Arcade, 1999 Oct 18, "Boob Raider".
Tycho: "You ate a lot of paint as a kid, huh."
Gabe: "You mean wall candy?"
-- Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins
Wall Candy by Dr. O July 17, 2003
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wall candy 

"You ate lead paint as a child didn't you?"
"What, wall candy?"
wall candy by Cheezu$ June 21, 2003

Wall Candy 

When one's profile on a networking website i.e. Facebook is covered with comments from attractive looking members of the opposite sex. As a rule of thumb, the more Wall Candy the better off the owner of the "Candied" Wall.
"Damn dude looks like Mike has stepped up his game."
"How so?"
"Bro his Facebook...littered with Wall Candy"
"Hell yeah. Bomb"
Wall Candy by MarcLittle February 2, 2009

wall candy 

First heard March 2005. Term of derision used to describe purely decorative work of art, such as you would find for sale in a department store and usually mass produced by a 'sell-out' artist.

same as wall-candy
£300 for that painting of a daisy? It's just wall-candy. Must have taken about 30 minutes to paint.
wall candy by Farnham 15 March 6, 2005

wall-candy 

Same as wall candy

Meaningless 'pretty-pretty' art.
That is some expensive and shallow wall-candy
wall-candy by Farnham 15 March 6, 2005

Candy wall 

And insult someone uses if they are insecure about their body to pick on others.
Look at the candy wall
Candy wall by MmDonut May 16, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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