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Walkin The Appalachians 

Verb. Meaning to be off doing something you should not be doing or would not want plastered all over CNN ruining your political career, ending you marriage and making you a spotlight figure on the Colbert Report. As in Governor Sanford's walk in the woods.
Where was Steve - he was supposed to be in our morning meeting? Dude, I believe he was "Walkin The Appalachians"
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walking the appalachian trail 

a word used to describe someone who cheats but tries to cover it up.
You: Hey did you hear about that governor from South Carolina?

Friend: No, what happened?

You: He got caught "walking the appalachian trail" with a chick from Argentina.

Friend: Oh snap.

walking the Appalachian Trail 

What politicians like Governor M. Sanford call a Cleveland Steamer.
"Yeah, I was walking the Appalachian trail with this really hot chick from Argentina. My wife won't do that."