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wakandan fork 

A wakandan fork is when you use your pointer, middle and ring finger and spread them in a W shape then place the pointer finger in the vagina. Place the ring finger in the asshole. Then place the middle finger on the taint then violently finger away. This technique was invented and used by the African tribes.
I used a wakandan fork last night on Alexia. She thought I was a big black man.

Wakandan Anaconda 

An adjective to describe ones very large penis in length and gurth, some would say its the size of a anaconda the famous snake in brazil.
Like they say if you want the anaconda you gotta go Wakanda; Wanna see the Wakandan Anaconda

Wakandan flashbang

When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”
I knew she was too good to be true, so I had to give her a Wakandan flashbang.
Wakandan flashbang by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022

Wakandan National Anthem 

The noise that is made when a smoke detector needs new batteries.
“I can hear the Wakandan National Anthem playing through your mic!”

Wakanda shit is this?

A pun that means “What kind of shit is this?”

Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.
Guy 1: dude pass this video to 15 people otherwise you’ll die the next day
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*

Africana Wakanda 

The one and only black goddess, a singer performing under the pseudonym Ariana Grande. She is commonly mistaken for being Italian, but she is definitely African.
Did you hear Africana Wakandas new song?
Yes, i loved it! My African queen released a bop again.
Africana Wakanda by okdont April 7, 2020