Waggoon 

It means I love you❤️ It’s like a little hidden message when you say it. People may be confused when you say it but that’s the fun about it

Hey, Waggoon

Waggoon by Yeyyeyeyeye March 13, 2021

Tard Waggon 

Special class busses, that looks like regular yellow school busses yet have a shorter length.

"Dude, your driving sucks so much you should be driving a tard waggon."

Also seen in the movie "Roadtrip"

Tard Waggon by crudent June 15, 2009

gypo waggon 

noun; The prefered mode of transport of the gypo, usually a 4x4. Gypo waggon drivers are generally violent if provoked and have a short fuse. They sometimes have access to tools such as hammers and crowbars and it is foolhardy to enter into a quarrel with them.

Andy: "You look a bit shaken up."

Geoff: "Some cunt in a gypo waggon just threatened to kill me."

gypo waggon by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009

waggon 

FAT ASS! larger than life ass, XL bubble butt.

"Damn look at that waggon on J-Lo"

waggon by parkin lot pimp June 11, 2006

Fanny Waggon 

A girl who can take more then one cock or maybe more then two.

"Hey guys , lets get stuck in that Fanny waggon"!

Fanny Waggon by Harry Bee January 15, 2009

Faggon Waggon 

A Faggon Wagon is any vehicle that has been faggonizedby its owner (i.e., turned gay).

Rules of the Faggon Waggon:

1. If you enter this kind of vehicle, be wary of what you may find. Dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, fag mags, and/or fuzzy pillows stuffed with all of the above might be found in a typical Faggon Waggon.

2. Always wear a seatbelt when traveling in a Faggon Waggon. The driver is likely to be listening to his fag music on his fag audio system while sitting on one of his 'toys', meanwhile not paying attention to the fucking road! So a little safety wouldn't hurt.

3. Never say anything remotely sexual to the driver. He's likely to say, "Oh shiiit, I just came." This will distract him and cause a wreck.

4. Don't touch any of the food in the Faggon Waggon. The owner is on some fad diet and will throw a bitch fit if you eat his food. Also it's probably covered in jizz.

5. As a matter of fact, don't touch anything, since it's all probably covered in jizz.

6. When riding in the Faggon Waggon, always bring earplugs or maybe an mp3 player so as to drown out that hideous gay-ass noise that continuously plays out of the vehicle's overtly loud speakers. Just don't ask the driver to turn them down, because all he's going to do is bitch.

How to Spot a Faggon Waggon:
When driving down a highway, hold up a large photo of a penis to the traffic. Owners of Faggon Waggon love teh cock so much that they will explode with lust at the site of one, and thus lose control of their vehicle. Therefore, any car that crashes is Faggon Waggon.

Watch out for the Faggon Waggon!

Faggon Waggon by rayx February 16, 2008

Waggoner 

Verb-to jizz on a comforter or bed spread knowingly and leave the stains in plain sight.

Man, you totally waggonered that quilt her mom made for her.

Waggoner by o8O8o December 31, 2007