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Waffles and Pancakes 

An excuse most commonly used when, another asks “what does WAP mean”
Guy 1: Hey bro what does WAP mean?

Guy 2: Uhhh, waffles and pancakes...

waffles and pancakes 

waffles and pancakes (wap) is a well known song soon to be edited by kids bop. this song will also be listened to by the children of the karens.
“i need to speak to the manager please”
“ma’am your windows are rolled down ur kids can hear u”
“they can’t hear me because they are listening to waffles and pancakes by kidz bop”

Pancakes and waffles

A common abbreviated sentence originating from a popular tweet : it’s used when you’re expressing an opinion but receive a negative unrelated response from someone else.
Person A : “I like sushi”
Person B : “Oh so you support cultural appropriation?”
Person A : “pancakes and waffles.”

Pancake and Waffle 

A pair of two chick best friends in the world.
1. They're totally Pancake and Waffle, they go together so well.

2. Those hotties go together like Pancakes and Waffles.

3.
Pancake: I love you Waffle.

Waffle: I love you too Pancake.
Pancake and Waffle by bitchpl0x March 28, 2009
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