a fat gay who feking stinks like a bag of dead cats/ a tuna baguette/ sewage and bear shit all rolled into 1
basically the smelly kid in every school especially harrop fold high in little hulton
"WADDO YOU FUCKING STINK!" -gater
"BISH BOSH HAVE A FUCKING WASH!" -dobbeh
"what the fuck!? DID YOU JUST SMELL THAT 'ANGIN KID?
YEAH MAN! MY GOD HE STINK LIKE PEDURAN (because it sounds like it smells) -gater
Spits bars on the daily, JME? Skeppy? Knows the lot bruv, took him a bag of Ls to be this elegant however rumour has it he’s still taking the L. Made a girl leave her man that’s foul red card. Thinks about we not me. Always surprising the opps on the road, never gets caught slippin’ ygm g. His name ain’t adele so why is he chasing pavements? He’s a bad boy with no reasoning to be honest I don’t know what Les sees in him. ‘old tight all my apnas carlos guras alllllll a dat yeah.
A boob who works with another boob named Silvy on the Radio, whose Career Highlights include: inventing the Uword Snow Luggage, some how played in the NFL for 6 years and lived to tell the tale with only minor brain damage, eats his hot dogs smothered in underwear and knows 'Da Coach'.
Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87
Pat Summerall: who is that guy who can't run, is not fast, but is getting open, sniffing those smelling salts?
John Madden: Oh he's Tom Waddle