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Wackass Personality Disorder 

A person that is suffering from Wackass Personality Disorder has two or more of the following symptoms present for at least a week:
1)Dresses in a matter were none of his or her articles of clothing matches.
2)Listens to music based on how cool it is.
3)Assumed to be homosexual, mainly because of the resemblance of his or her personality attributes to that of a homosexual.
4)Has an admiration for only the things that he or she likes. Everything else sucks.
5)Never crosses his mind that he or she is actually not cool at all and therefore the disorder persists until help is administered.
6)Overwhelmingly self-centered. Other people are perceived to be something less. This could also be a sign of a sociopath.
7)Shows signs of inauthenticity and/or blatant exaggerations. Not original at all. This is usually the first sign of the disorder.
8)Excessively materialistic to the point were items are bought solely for the prestige.
9)Lies about various things in order to hide from the public his or her condition.

Wackass Personality Disorder is a serious disorder of the personality that needs to be treated immediately upon diagnosis. Left untreated, the person suffering from it can have dire consequences leading to a more severe case of Wackass Antisocial Personality Disorder.
Person 1: What's up with the graph paper designed shirt with the pink shorts?
Psychologist: He might be severely suffering from Wackass Personality Disorder. It's a very common disorder nowadays.
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016