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WTFO’clock 

Any time between midnight and 5 am that a runner or asylum of runners chooses to start their morning long run.

Often associated with running before the birds chirp.
Geez man I’d love to join you this morning but I just can’t do WTFO’clock
WTFO’clock by Sugardaddy55 October 14, 2021
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WTF O'Clock 

After working straight through the evening it is the hour when you realize that you've worked all the way through the night, and the sun is about to rise.

This most often happens with design, development or other types of work when it's easy to lose time while focused on the task at hand.
I really got in a zone working on the design comp for the new project. I started around 3p and worked until WTF o'clock.
WTF O'Clock by reroller April 2, 2009
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WTFClock 

How can you not know what a WTF Clock is?

A WTFClock is a clock that screams "WHAT THE FUCK" to wake you up. Can also mean a douche.
Stupid Kid: I want to buy a WTFClock mommy!

Mother: No dear, you'll have nightmares and turn into a douche like your Uncle Alistarr.
WTFClock by WTFCock October 25, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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