Asylum

A gathering of 5 or more long distance runners. An asylum is to a group of runners as a murder is to crows

Man that asylum of runners was really suffering out there.

by Sugardaddy55 October 06, 2021

WTFO’clock

Any time between midnight and 5 am that a runner or asylum of runners chooses to start their morning long run.

Often associated with running before the birds chirp.

Geez man I’d love to join you this morning but I just can’t do WTFO’clock

by Sugardaddy55 October 14, 2021

sufferbuds

A term used by a group of long distance runner to characterize their runner friends that push each other to excel in their sport. Suffering through a run is considered a distinction of high effort and suffering together is better.

Mike’s sufferbuds consisted of Wilton, Vicky, Colleen, Bryan, Kevin, Char, Cat, Deon and Jonas.

by Sugardaddy55 May 09, 2021

polyrunnary

A core belief system that embraces the love suffering while running with multiple partners.

Brey has practiced ethical polyrunnary for some time now even though some would call him a runslut.

by Sugardaddy55 August 06, 2023

Premature Acceleration

The act of taking off way too fast too soon in a long distance race and burning out before completion of the event.

Oh man did you see Jeff take off? Yeah man he was flying but had premature acceleration. I saw him walking in the last mile.

by Sugardaddy55 January 19, 2022

Sufferaton

Similar to a peloton of cyclists, a suffraton is an Asylum of long distance and ultra runners that run in a pack and share in cutting the wind resistance of the asylum.

Jimmy was reaping the benefits of being in the middle of the sufferaton

by Sugardaddy55 August 21, 2022

sufferun

A term used my runners to describe a job well done on a long endurance run.

Man Wilton, you killed that marathon. What a sufferun!

by Sugardaddy55 March 20, 2021