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Hofty Wofty 

The Infamous Ice Cream Cocktail "Hofty Wofty" Originated in Chatham, Kent, United Kingdom by Stacey Bear in November 2009.

The dessert comprises of multiple flavoured ice creams (Vanilla, Pistachio, Banana, Chocolate, Strawberry, Mint, Raspberry Ripple and Lemon Sorbet)
with Honeycomb, Jelly Tots, Nuts, Edible Silver and Pink Balls, Flake, Chocolate Sprinkles, Toffee Chocolate & Strawberry Sauce, Squrty Cream and a Wafer with a dusting of Cocoa Powder to finish...

These ingredients must be layered in order of personal preference
Related Words
WOFTR woft WOTR WOFTAM Wofty wofro Wofting woutroe Wofor wofotrod
1. A person who is, as per the definition of WOFT, a Waste Of Fuckin' Time.

2. Commonly used for friendly name-calling amongst a close-knit but growing international society of alcoholic metalheads. Sometimes used as a term of endearment and occasionally compliment (confusingly). Popular in Australia's underground.
1. Shiny-nosed tux-wearing narcissist wanted for the job of overthrowing the government and assuming the premiership; no woftas please.

"Where's everyone else?" "At home being fuckin' woftas."

2. "Where you going tonight?" "Be out with these woftas most likely"

"His guitar playing is excellent. What a wofta!"
Wofta by Witchfinder Joneral August 16, 2012
Pronounced: (waw-furr or whoffer)

Acronym for "Waste of Fucking Resources"

A title commonly used on a person who does not contribute at all to society.

The WOFR is usually obese or is well on their way to becoming a lardo.
Johnny: "Wow, all George does is sit around and complain, then eat all of the chicken wings..."

Steve: "Yeah... what a WOFR."
WOFR by JRSmelly August 5, 2011

woftback 

The rare offensive odor of a womans vagina than can often be smelt when you're nowhere near it.
Man, I pyownded this girl the other night and copped some offensive woftback from her stinky britches. It was like being slapped in the face
woftback by Seros August 4, 2007
Acronym for "Waste Of Fucking Time". Very useful in the modern corporate environment.
That last meeting was a total woft.
woft by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004
An acronym for Work(ing) From Home
I am WoFroHo on Fridays.
WoFroHo by MicoSF October 10, 2008