When a friend puts on a ridiculous amount of weight in a short space of time, giving them an extra layer of fat around the thighs, belly, hips and tits that "wobbles" as it moves, movement is especially erratic during running, the wobble being abbreviated to wobs.
"Hey did you see Liam the other night, he's been on some crazydiet of cheeseburgers, fries and boiled eggs, but he never hits the gym. He's got the wobs now."
When Penelope and Tarquin were glamping at the Boomtown festival they made sure to get the wobs in.
It's the main currency used at that particular event.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*