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What are you doing for wobs this year?
Wobs by naranjito February 15, 2009
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When a friend puts on a ridiculous amount of weight in a short space of time, giving them an extra layer of fat around the thighs, belly, hips and tits that "wobbles" as it moves, movement is especially erratic during running, the wobble being abbreviated to wobs.
"Hey did you see Liam the other night, he's been on some crazy diet of cheeseburgers, fries and boiled eggs, but he never hits the gym. He's got the wobs now."
Wobs by Ciaran J Weijers September 30, 2007
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When Penelope and Tarquin were glamping at the Boomtown festival they made sure to get the wobs in.
It's the main currency used at that particular event.
Wobs by Jasperion February 23, 2018
A flabby part of a french or english bulldogs face, next to their mouths.
wobs
Wobs by french bulldog lover November 12, 2013

Jammy Wobs 

a name given to english girls with rather large, full tits.
"she got a right pair of jammy wobs, that one."
"Oi! Jammys!"
Jammy Wobs by bkrsfld October 13, 2009
Another form of the word Website as made by xkcd.
"Did you see my wobsite?"
"Your what?"
"Wobsite."
"Don't you mean website?"
"You should write about that on your blag."
Wobsite by Bit 101 February 22, 2008
A completely sketch website.
"Hold up small brother, don't click that link! It looks like a wobsite."

"While shopping for handcuffs online I clicked on a site. My parents weren't happy, it turned out to be a wobsite."

Why look up questionably non-beneficial things on those wobsites when you can look up educational items on urbandictionary.com?!
Wobsite by Dustantha June 16, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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