WILF

Was visiting my grandad at the nursing home the other day and i saw a few wilfs
by Lee buttle January 23, 2019
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Person 1: Damn that bitch has a nice big ass.
Person 2: I think she is married.
Person 1: She is a WILF. I would fuck her so hard and fast, and won't pull out even after I cum.
by FemaleAssLover September 26, 2010
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Woman I'd Like to Fuck. Used for a woman of uncertain status - could be a MILF or a GILF - but until you know for sure, she's a WILF.
You: "Wow, she's hot - is she a MILF or a GILF?"

Me: "I don't know...but she's surely a WILF!"
by mr.robinson jr. November 29, 2008
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Widow I'd Like to Fuck. A recently widowed man or woman who is so hot you find yourself thinking, "Man, that is a widow I'd like to fuck."
At the funeral of a childhood friend while his wife is hanging on to you, crying with a broken heart's desperation with mad gesticulation and gyrations, all you can think is, "I hope I don't sport wood because this is a WILF."
by Chesai August 24, 2006
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(wolf I'd like to fuck) when someone you'd like to fuck believes their a wolf or is a wolf in true form
"damn brad is a wilf."
"Yea I bet his hairy wolf bussy is so tight"
by WolfpackUwU April 21, 2022
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'Willy I'd like to fondle'

Female version of MILF (or something like that)
"Look at the size of that package - now theres a WILF"
by Photon October 03, 2004
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Man, I went to that funeral last week end and even though it was my best friend in the coffin, all I could think about was how his wife has become a total WILF!
by Loutre July 25, 2015
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