wilf 

Wife I would like to fuck.

Look over at that wilf in Wal-Mart.

wilf by coppertop December 13, 2003

Wilf 

A Canadian five dollar bill. Also known as a Wilfy.

"Hey! You owe me a Wilf, eh?"
"How much is that poutine, friend?" "It's a Wilf."

Wilf by Sknarts November 29, 2011

Wilf 

Someone who is a completely amazing person who will never ever give up on you, no matter what. They are caring, loving, (seemingly) innocent, and supportive. Usually, they have sandy blonde hair and big brown eyes with glasses. They are very intelligent creatures and will do well in an argument by using their sharp minds. If you make a reference to almost anything, they WILL get it. Wilfs are almost always full of energy and you can often find them dancing and bouncing around. They are not always willing to share their issues at first, but if you support them, like they do you, you will earn their trust and they will tell you in the end. They have a big heart, so if you find one, hold on tight and dont let go, because they will become one of the greatest people you'll ever meet.

If your called Wilf, I hope your day got just a little better xx

Ella: Someone just stole my heart...
Holly: It was wilf, wasn't it?

Wilf by EeBeeDoubleYou_42 May 3, 2020

wilf 

"Wife I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A married women with no kids who you'd like to fuck.

"DAMN that's one hot piece of ass!" said Kohl

"Ya man, she's a WILF!" Reilly replied

wilf by reiles January 3, 2009

Wilf 

Walrus i'd like to fuck

man look at all those wilfs

Wilf by wilfmister October 1, 2010

wilf 

Woman
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck

Daaaaaaaaaaamn, she sure is a wilf!

wilf by Wilf November 28, 2003

Wilf 

Wear 'em out Wilf an old Comic-book character (Whizzer) that used to destroy and break anything and everything he came into contact with

Used as a nickname for clumsy people

Wear 'em out Wilf/Wilfred/Wilfy

He's only gone and Wilfed his trousers again

How come he keeps smashing things? hes such a Wilf

Wilf is a walking disaster area

Wilf by Only1Wilf July 11, 2011