wilf

Wife I would like to fuck.

Look over at that wilf in Wal-Mart.

by coppertop December 13, 2003

wilf

"Wife I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A married women with no kids who you'd like to fuck.

"DAMN that's one hot piece of ass!" said Kohl

"Ya man, she's a WILF!" Reilly replied

by reiles January 3, 2009

wilf

Woman
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck

Daaaaaaaaaaamn, she sure is a wilf!

by Wilf November 28, 2003

wilf

What was I Looking For?

Surfing the web aimlessly, or going off on a tangent whilst looking for something else on the web. Possibly a form of new-age procrastination/distraction.

This is why I am on this website, I have just stumbled across it whilst casually wilf-ing as i have nothing better to do/am avoiding work etc.

by E R D April 21, 2007

wilf

A dog who somehow found fame through appearing in a Scottish Standard Grade exam paper.

Wilf doesn't like to share the tripe and turkey...

by klesk October 2, 2012

wilf

"Whale I'd Like to Fuck"

"Geeze Kyle, look at that WILF".

"Yeah, I'd deffinately do that humpback in the blowhole".

by Mesus June 27, 2006

wilf

Whale
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

Thaaarrrr she blows!! im gonna catch that wilf even if it ate my right leg!

by youtouchmytralala October 31, 2007