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TO BE WET AND COOL, WET_AF A OVER PRICED CLOTHING LINE FROM SOME DOUGIE RATCHET KIDS TRYING TO BE RICH BUT CLAIM TO BE WET_AF.

(SOMTHING PEOPLE SAY BUT IS NOW A CLOTHING LINE)
IM SOOOOO WET_AF

THATS SOO WET_AF

WE ARE SOO WET_AF

WET_AF ! ! ! ! !
WET_AF by wetpoopieface November 9, 2011
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When a male ejaculates in a woman or other male's hair and henceforth uses it as shampoo
Girl: I have no shampoo
Guy: I'll give you a wet afro
Wet Afro by jawbraker4lyf November 5, 2014

wet albanian afternoon

the act of dipping your balls into a hot steamy cup of diarha or extremely wet feces and then watching the female lick it clean
after burning my cock in the extremly spicey diareha i watched Teresa lick every last drop clean it was crazy.

person one: that was one crazy wet albanian afternoon.
person two: i can't believe albanians perform this daily.
person one: yeah it was fun and hot.
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