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“Bro, you were so watered last night

“Aye it’s your 21st, are you about to get totally watered or what bro?”
Watered by Praisefeeder May 6, 2018
To be relaxed or chill. Comes from the term "watered down" which signifies a substnace which has been diluted.
"Why were you so excited yesterday?"
"What are you talking about, I think I was pretty watered"
watered by Reginald Williams April 25, 2006
Watered means when something is off and not as good as it can be, like knackered or tired
Ryan: Look at my new trim
Dayonde: Shut up man ur trim is "watered"
Watered by Tar2makky February 29, 2020

Watered Down 

Something that is similar to something else, but with less features. Altered so as to be weaker in force, content, or value.

The term “Watered Down” comes from when drinks are diluted with water to be made weaker. But can be applied to other things.
Arizona is like a watered down version of Australia.
Watered Down by Enviro May 7, 2020

watered down hipster 

a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically associated with a "hipster" except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. Thus, they are rad, interesting people that I would like to be friends with.
"Why do you always date watered down hipsters?"
"Because they are super laid back and adorable and then I have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!"
watered down hipster by amandabeck47 December 12, 2015

Watered Down Sundae 

When a girl squirts on your face and in your mouth while eating her out, thus making a white-ish watered down sundae.
I was eating my girlfriend out last night and she gave me a Watered Down Sundae.

Oh dude gross!