watch this

Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.

Hey Peter, watch this!
*jumps off the roof with an umbrella and breaks both legs*

by TheDumbGuy August 5, 2005

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Watch This

Famous last words.

Person 1: Hey watch this!
Person 2: *looks at person 1*
Person 1: *attempts to do a backflip and falls off of a building*

by VioletThePurple October 17, 2020

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the last thing said by any guy before he ends up in the emergencey ward - or on a slab at the morgue.

Hey guys, watch this ...

by Bart_vu May 18, 2003

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Something said right before a person does something amazingly stupid.

In the military it takes a quantum leap. with high explosives, high performance aircraft and situations that will get you killed in a heartbeat.

along with "based on my experience" "I've made a decision" "trust me" and "watch this"

It reaches another level if the MFer is smiling, chuckling or laughting.

The most dangerous thing in the US Army is a warrant officer AH-64 Apache pilot chuckling and saying "watch this"

by Alpino August 10, 2012

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Watch this Space

Perhaps the most annoying phrase currently used by marketing teams and YouTube influencers to convey a sense of hype and anticipation about their bullshit products or services.

Made more depressing by the realisation that there are indeed people out there, watching that space.

Peppy YouTube influence - “let’s just jump right into it guys, I’m going to be releasing some brand new mystery merch so watch this space”

by Ribbertthefrog March 1, 2019

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