want a cookie
another way a girl asks a guy if he wants to have sexual relations. Usually all the way to intercourse.
want a cookie by Cookie Lady September 12, 2009
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Want A Cookie
What You Say To Someone After Being Really Fat. (Not Litterally Obese But Like Eating Two Lunches And Still Beig Hungry)
David B.:(Staring)
Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole!
David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?!
Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining*
Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Tatiyana R.:Stop Looking At Me YouFukinass hole!
David B.:CHHU-UN Tric-Want A Cookie!?!
Tatiyana R.:HUH???-Yes *Whining*
Kha'Shea H.:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....*Inhales* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!
Want A Cookie by KhaShea D. Harris AKA Kmicky February 20, 2009
Want a cookie?
Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.
Want a cookie? by danthaman15 June 22, 2009
Want a cookie?
Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman.
Want a cookie? by EdY May 14, 2004
Want a cookie?
Want a cookie? by loios November 22, 2011
You want a cookie?
A snarky way of trying to give a backhanded compliment to someone who has just tried to arrogantly, and often unjustifiably, toot their own horn.
You want a cookie? by letmenot October 16, 2010
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