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vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.
Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!
vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011
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Vunter Slaush

A Dutch saint who is been played off as the famous "Slash"
Slash isn't real, he's based off of a dutch saint named Vunter Slaush
Vunter Slaush by EMseeG July 2, 2011
Virgin Hunter. The act of seeking out only Virgins to have sex, thus making them non-virgins and the vunted.
Ashley: Hey Kara, are you still a virgin?
Kara: No, I got caught by the vunter, Jeremy.
Ashley: Oh really?! You got vunted?!
Kara: Yeah it was like he was seeking out sex with a virgin
Vunter by kas4890 August 26, 2010

vundercunt 

A heinous and insipid bitch of Germanic root.

See also Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter is a vundercunt...
vundercunt by xinfernox September 3, 2006

vundervuffel 

What are you doing in there you vundervuffel?!
vundervuffel by The Vundervuffel November 22, 2011
a small dick faggot bitch that says too many your mom jokes and sucks his own man boobs
man, that dude is being a total vulker today
vulker by r u serrious December 3, 2014
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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