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Vulcano Eruption 

Just before a man ejaculates, place your hand firmly around the penis. Make sure you have a tight grip so you can sqeeuze the penis as if you were choking Justin Bieber. Blood will soon rise together with the sperm. The penis will erupt a creamy, warm, dark red substance called lava
In today's news, vulcano eruptions have been accuring in middle schools all over America. This has leed to many visits to the school nurse.
Vulcano Eruption by Pinkpyscho February 8, 2015
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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?

William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child

Massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart

When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....
Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.

erupting volcano

Erupting volcano is when you get ass from girl and just before puting you put some tabasco on condom and then put it in. After a while she has an itching feeling before she runs to wc and tries shit it out hopelesly, because the pain is too much for her.
I did erupting volcano on to my girlfriend last night and she is still sitting on toilet, poor her.
erupting volcano by Keksi July 26, 2018

erupting my volcano 

in a sense it means masturbation. your penis is the volcano and as of the semen comes out like lava.
This from Fuller House season 1
Jackson: sigh I am exhausted I was up all night erupting my volcano.
Stephanie: Dude TMI.

erupting my volcano 

in a sense it means masturbation. as of the semen comes out like lava out of a volcano.
alex: dang dude I am exhausted I was up all night erupting my volcano.

marry: dude TMI!
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