vulcanize

To throw something in anger onto a hot stove or other scalding surface.

Keep that up and I'll be forced to vulcanize you on this here hibachi.

by Neutral Diplomat September 19, 2009

vulcanize

{verb}.: To penetrate her cunt with your index & middle finger while simultaneously frigging her browneye with the leftover ring & pinky fingers.
2 in the cunt, 2 in the rump
obviously named after that Vulcan, Mr. Spock's hand gesture. come on he was the biggest perv on that show. he showed it to Uhura all the time.

homie: wait you gave her the love gun last night?
me: actually I vulcanized her instead.
she's freaky-deaky dutch like that

by kahda July 19, 2004

Vulcanizer

To make the Vulcan "Live long and Prosper" hand salute, then inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index and middle fingers), and 2 into the anus (rather than just 1, like the shocker). "2 in the pink, 2 in the stink". This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion.

The Vulcan neck pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcanizer, but much cleaner

by Capt'n Kirk July 24, 2009

vulcanise

Art of fingering a girl where you position your hand like a Vulcan salute and slide two fingers into her pussy and two fingers into her arsehole

Had a great night last night....took this treacle back to my hotel room and vulcanised her

by Buzzinator January 26, 2017

Vulcanic shit

When you eat spicy food (mainly), and the next day you use the restroom, you get vulcanic shit (feels like molten lava).

I went to the seafood restaurant the other day, and the next day I got Vulcanic shit.

Fckin love spicy food! ♥......but hate fucking flaming diarrhea FML LOOOOOOOL

by DYSK December 17, 2011

Black Vulkarize

When a gang of alien gutter scum abduct your future ex-wife and debate the merits of raping her before selling her into slavery while you get drunk in the cantina, lose 2/3 of your "bankroll" playing pazaak to billion year old demons, and haggle with a teenage scrapper slut for a custom astromech droid that can slice into state of the art military security systems and doesn't come with the whiny bitchy backlip of R2-D2.

Revan thought that a weeks wages at the mandated minimum on Alderaan was too high a price to pay for T3-M4 but if he hadn't been such a Jew maybe Bastilla would not have been Black Vulkarized. I don't think the walls of her vaginal canal ever recovered after that alien sank his tether hooks into it.

by Airtime SoBig December 14, 2021

Vulcanic Butt Water

Vulcanic Butt Water is an activity where water or some kind of liquid (beer is the most common) ir poored trough ones back, passes trough the butt crack and ends up in the other person face. The first mentions of this activity appeared in Budapest-Hungary at a party hostel called Grandio Party Hostel by a group of Portuguese individuals in a bachelor party called "Bizeus Bachelor Party"

That guy is sleeping at the couch, let's vulcanic butt water him.

by lulox May 29, 2018