(1) The trance-like state of indecision caused by too many food options.
(2) The unseen force that ensures that shopping when hungry or when suffering the munchies, especially in a well-stocked Asian grocery store, will always take longer and cost more than you planned.
(2) The unseen force that ensures that shopping when hungry or when suffering the munchies, especially in a well-stocked Asian grocery store, will always take longer and cost more than you planned.
(1) “Drag yourself out of that Sauce Vortex and order something! You’ve been reading the menu for 15 minutes!”
(2) “We’re having a Szechwan / Malaysian / Vietnamese / Korean banquet for dinner tonight because I got sucked into a Sauce Vortex in the Golden Rooster Asian Food Store this morning.”
(2) “We’re having a Szechwan / Malaysian / Vietnamese / Korean banquet for dinner tonight because I got sucked into a Sauce Vortex in the Golden Rooster Asian Food Store this morning.”
by gillfish February 21, 2009
by JF725Rock May 13, 2015
Feeling unwillingly obliged to look at someone's butt crack that happens to be hanging out. You may wish to warn a friend so that they do not fall into the vortex.
by Derek 09 August 7, 2007
The phenomenon that occurs when a friend shows you a YouTube video that reminds you a video that then reminds them of a video that then reminds you of a video...
by General Larry Platt February 10, 2010
A mystical force that drags even the most educated and talented people in Delaware County into a downward spiral of failure and broken dreams. High levels of ambition and educations are useless. The Delco Vortex will find you.
by Slovakchick March 25, 2019
When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma
by Wingnut November 23, 2014
titan vortex
when you get trapped in a small town, hit hard by drug addiction and alcholism, as well as sexually transmitted infections spread through incest and sexual abuse
early signs of a titan vortex
1. high alkaline water.
2. community paranoia
3.smack talk to cover up personal shame
4. stealing waitress tip money
5 mouse infested restaurants
when you get trapped in a small town, hit hard by drug addiction and alcholism, as well as sexually transmitted infections spread through incest and sexual abuse
early signs of a titan vortex
1. high alkaline water.
2. community paranoia
3.smack talk to cover up personal shame
4. stealing waitress tip money
5 mouse infested restaurants
by Greg O'malley the alley kat February 24, 2019