Shit Vortex

When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma

If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.

by Wingnut November 23, 2014

Vortex of Shit

First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.

I knew I was in a vortex of shit when my mother in law came to live with us.

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009