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Magic voodoo dick

When a guy you only want to hook up with hits it so good and right the first night you end up liking him even if you don't wanna. That's the magic voodoo dick.
Girl. Remember that guy I was just gonna hook up with for fun? Well he must have that Magic voodoo dick because I caught feelings.

If you dick her down just right with that magic voodoo dick she'll like you even if she dont wanna.
Magic voodoo dick by Ms.Ten April 18, 2018

Voodoo Sex Dick 

When you fuck someone in a public setting and cannot get laid for shit afterwards
Guy 1 "Dude, it's been 6 damn months since I've had sex. How long for you?"

Guy 2 "A fucking year!"

Guy 1 "It's been a year since that random chick at the club?"

Guy 2 "Yeah, I think that bitch gave me some curse, like Voodoo Sex Dick."

Guy 1 "Bummer, bro."
Voodoo Sex Dick by Dizzy7 June 5, 2010

vodoo dick

A BIG dildo that makes tight pussy loose; used to fuck fat pussy
Megan had a vast array of vodoo dicks scattered all over her bedroom floor
vodoo dick by jack meyers August 12, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026