Von w

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Von w is one of the people who will never remember anything. He will forget every 2 seconds and he just does the dumbest things. He's a very kind guy with a heart filled with Jesus. He doesn't like staffies and he runs weird. He can be very funny and his laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke! But usually everyone likes to be around him and he keeps the party alive.

Person 1: Wheres Von w ?

Person 2: Oh he's busy being chased by a dog

Von w by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021

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Von w

Von w is one of the people who forgets everything ! He will forget every 2 seconds. He is a very funny person but he's laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke ! He's someone with a kind heart filled with Jesus and love. He doesn't like staffies or people who don't eat sushi. Von w is someone who will keep the conversation alive and he does the most stupidest things !! Over all he is just someone who is fun to be around.

Person 1: Where is Von w?
Person 2: Oh, he's being chased by kyla's dog !

Von w by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021

Mio Von Walden

Gamer life, did somebody, did somebody, play fortnite

Mio von Walden

Mio Von Walden by Fjellot January 28, 2022

Von Wittgenstein

The Coolest German last name in the world!

Von Wittgenstein ,A German Last name Meaning White Stone

Von Wittgenstein by BLAH6789975 October 22, 2011

von Wolfe

A particularly sexy breed of Germans who relish in elitism and howl at the moon.

This guy: Hey, did you see the way that von Wolfe was affected by the lunar cycle?

That guy: How could I? My application for their group was rejected.

von Wolfe by Statingtheobvious February 3, 2010

von whore

The type of Cisco Coronas that step in hot dogs for no apparent reason.

On no Cisco Von Whore stepped in my hot dog!

von whore by Que Pasta July 12, 2017

König von Waldtrudering

Bartho ist der König von Waldtrudering

Bartho der wahre König von Waldtrudering

König von Waldtrudering by KönigSevit November 22, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026