Veavågen is a place in Western norway, which also is the most conservative place in norway. No place hates gay people more, and no place has such a strong connection to god such as Veavågen. Many famous people are born and raised there, for example the black-metal-satanist Rasmus Steinnes. The frenchprincess Clarisse, Alf Kristian the politican and Kris, the porno-guy. Veavågen raised the conservative Alf Kristian, a man who both loves killing jews and stamping on womens rights. Veavågen is in other words, the best place you possibly can grow up at.
"hey, wanna go to Veavågen?"
"Ye man, but i really hope you are not gay, because then Alf Kristian will beat your ass"
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.