vittles

The incorrect spelling of the word victuals (hey, grab a dictionary of you don't believe me). It is usually misspelled this way because this is how the word is pronounced.

Noun
1. any food edible to humans
plural-victuals: rations, provisions, snacks

Billy Bob: Hey Billy Joe, we were gonna go rustle up some victuals (vittles), wanna come?
Billy Joe: Naw thanks, I'm full up. Just ate a squirrel I found lying in the road.
Billy Bob: HOT DAMN I want me some of them victuals!

by MikeTheWise November 2, 2007

vittles

Any type of food that you are eating

im putting on my johnny jons and gettin some vittles

by E-Trudgin April 4, 2006

Vittles

the codename for the Berlin Airlift following world war two. Named by initial operation commander Lemay who thought that other proposed names were too ostentatious. Operation Vittles, once taken over by William Tunner (also the orchestrator of the world war two Himalayan airlift), supplied the people of berlin, saving the city, the country, and the continent, preserved democracy worldwide, and instituted the U.S.A. as the leader of the western world, staving off starvation for the people of berlin, and world war three for the rest of the world.

Vittles was the dawn of a new era in world history

by Vaalbaran October 18, 2008

vittles

slang word for chubby boy/teen's man boobs.

That boy Vito has some odly shaped vittles.

by brittanybam November 2, 2009

vittles

the act of licking anus. see also "toss salad" or salad tossing.

Me n Dustin had us sum vittles last night. I like to have my vittles with honey.

by jesusa October 16, 2007

tender vittles

Fine looking young lady (or ladies). Highly edible and extremely attractive. A head turning beauty that makes you say DAMN! without meaning to.

Mercy, the mall is full of tender vittles today.

by wheaty December 15, 2008

tender vittles

mad super fly hot bitches

I'd love to get all up off in dem tender vittles.

by noogin December 28, 2005