violator 

A term used to describe the simultaneous insertion of middle and ring fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.

Comes from the rhyme:
Two in the Pink,
One in the Stink.

I don't know exactly how we got to talking about the violator, but at least you learned something new.

violator by joshua January 29, 2004

clandestine violator 

An individual thats sneaks around communal showers or crowded dance floors covertly engaging in sexual contact then disappearing before the victim is able to identify them.

Clandestine violator is general term used to describe an individual that engages in any covert touching of unsuspecting victims genitalia.

If the violator checks someone's oil with his/her thumb while in a communal shower they become a rusty ninja.

Guy 1: I can't get any action tonight!

Guy 2: Go become a clandestine violator for a half hour or so, then you'll have something to think about while you jerk-off later.

Dude 1: Some clandestine violator just grabbed my junk!

Dude 2: That's the closest you've ever come to getting laid.

Guy 1: I kind of liked it, so I'll pretend it was a girl.

clandestine violator by sandy_x December 9, 2012

Integrity violator 

One who is untrue, dishonest, and without morals.

Mark Fender: "I am the Georgia state wrestling champion."

Mark Fender would be the "integrity violator"

Integrity violator by beanerxor April 25, 2008

Vail Violator 

Two people are having sex in the missionary position and a third unknown person comes into the room. Next the unknown person will stick a bottle of open tobacco sauce up the person’s ass that is on top.

This is only used in Vail Colorado.

Last night I took home this girl and we were in the missionary position and out of no where her brother gave me the Vail Violator.

Vail Violator by cptCrazy September 30, 2010

Air Violator 

Someone who talks right up into your face.

Bob is such an Air Violator

Air Violator by iCritical July 25, 2011

fashion violator 

A person whose outfit doesn't match or is so illfitting or out of style that it is painful for others to look at.

I can't go out with that guy; he's a total fashion violator and I'd be embarrassed to be seen in public with him wearing that loud outfit and stupid hat.

fashion violator by I'm Not LIke You Guys May 16, 2020

commercial violator 

A commercial violator is a person who has a flagrant disregard for the unwritten laws of TV commercials. To elaborate, the general rule is that when you are watching tv with others and a commercial comes on, you are free to tell whatever idiotic story you like, but when the commercial break ends, the story must be completely finished.

A commercial violator tends to have an endless supply of crappy stories about how their day went. This person does not sit down with the group with the intent of watching tv, but rather conveying some sort of story to the group. As the commercial violator begins their story, the keeper of the remote turns down the volume of the tv to be courteous. The situation quickly goes awry as soon as the commercial is over and the end of the story is nowhere in site.

One must avoid watching tv with commercial violators at all cost. However, if you find yourself in posession of the remote and a commercial violator's story is exceeding its alloted time, it is adviseable that you very discreetly turn up the volume on the television set until he/she stops.

person A: Yeah so I was trying to watch mythbusters the other day and my mom was being a total commercial violator. She was telling some crappy story about something funny she saw on C-Span.
person B: God damnit. How was the situation resolved?
person A: It wasn't, she finished her story and I missed half the fucking show. I did not get my Kari Byron dose of the week.
person B: NOT COOL!

commercial violator by Skeeter McDougal September 28, 2005