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Da Vinci's Cradle 

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.
"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"
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vinnie's 

vinnie's

an eating establishment frequented by the down trodden of the local area. lunch usually follows with a mild to severe case of brown liquid escaping from your ass. lunch is always the same, followed by more of the same for dinner. crack, heroine and pot is also available for an extra cost.
hey! what are they servin at vinnie's today? oh yea never mind
vinnie's by havalaf October 7, 2009

Vinny’s Passive 

Vinny's latent ability to cause glitches to happen in almost any game, without him doing anything.
Wow, guys! Vinny’s Passsive just proc’d!

This game is boring. I hope Vinny’s Passive procs soon.
Vinny’s Passive by Deaddaed January 26, 2025

Vinny's Wet-cleaner

The act of ejaculating in a washing machine to wash your clothes with semen rather than detergent. This is Ideal because it is like having millions of little sperm working to eat away the dirt while they clean.
I decided to wash my mom's clothes on April first by using Vinny's wet-cleaner.
Vinny's Wet-cleaner by Cpdix001 January 7, 2026

Da Vinci's last brush 

When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.
"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."

International Vinnie’s Willy Day 

Suck anyone called Vinnie or Vinny for the whole day.
OH MY GOD I BETTER LICK VINNIE’S PENIS BECAUSE ITS International Vinnie’s Willy Day

Da Vinci Sleep 

Noun.
A sleep schedule characterized by a series of short, intermittent naps. (as opposed to one long 8 hour sleep). Usually if one is working hard or has no time for conventional sleep, one will go on Da Vinci Sleep.

Etymology: Derived from the supposed way Leonardo Da Vinci slept.
Bob: Man, you look like hell. What's up?

Steve: It's totally crazy around here, you know, midterms and taking care of my sister's diabetic cat... I've been on Da Vinci Sleep here.
Da Vinci Sleep by Pepsi X-Treme September 2, 2005