Finding an old crush on Facebook who rejected your advances back in the day, and choosing not to befriend them because, man, they turned out fugly and well, you are pretty good looking.
G: Yo, found Andrea D on the FB T: Y'all friends now?
G: Man, she fugly, don't want to revisit that.
T: You finally got yourself some face vindication brah![
Archaeologists found clay objects that resemble model airplanes. This is proof by indication that ancient civilizations either had advanced technology or that they were visited by aliens.
A vidcation is when you’ve tested positive for Covid-19 and you are required to work from home for the next10-14 days.
Since I just found out that I tested positive for COVID-19, my HR department explained to me the terms of my vidcation. Even though my test may have been a false positive and no one knows if I’m contagious, I must take vidcation. My boss is currently on his vidcation and his biggest complaint is not being able to taste his Diet Coke. Such a sad and cruel world we live in.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.