Vinciz

A fucking dumbass

Vinciz is sooo stupid
You act like a vinciz sometimes.

by Conch354 November 20, 2023

Da Vinci's Cradle

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.

"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009

Da Vinci Chode

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.

"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011

Vincilagnia

The psychological condition of being sexually aroused by bondage, whether seeing images of it, being tied up or tying up a (hopefully willing) partner

Ive had vincilagnia ever since seeing Linda Carter tied up and gagged on "Wonder Woman"

by Capt. Platypus September 30, 2016

cock-vinci

An artist who specializes in pictures of cocks.

" dude that rhino penis collage you made is crazy! you're a regular cock-vinci"

by epicj October 9, 2013

The Da Vinci

The sexual act of ejaculating semen into ones hand as to make a bowl of paint then painting your partners face with said semen

She was a freak, I gave her the da Vinci last night. It was a work of art

by TCGREEZY November 21, 2018

vincit veritas

It's latin for 'truth conquers'

My family's motto is 'vincit veritas'

by Levanthalla February 18, 2008