A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been
possessed by 3
people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry
Potter and Jesus Christ.
"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his
matted pubic
hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed
Ginny.