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When you and your friend go to the local bakery and cut two holes in either side of a loaf of bread and fuck it.
Damn Luke, I can’t wait for veuvo tonight!
Veuvo by She yeh very February 22, 2019
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*Types "50 cent" on youtube search*
-Hey, there a new 50 cent video!
-Oh shit nevermind, it's gonna redirect me to Vevo
Vevo by tjpartys92 December 12, 2009
Related Words
V = Very
E = Evil
V = Video
O = Organization

A company that supposedly posts HQ music videos on youtube, but puts ads on it that have nothing to do with the video. First you havo to sit through the ad, then you have to wait until it's loaded, then you find out the video is censored.
LIKE WERE FUCKING 8 YEAR OLDS!
Guy 1: Hey did you see the new Papa Roach video?
Guy 2: I tried, but I couldn't sit through the vevo ad
VEVO by CherryPie96 April 16, 2011
The act of ruining a music video with LONG loading times, and putting ads at random.
But the only good thing is nothing. They say its in hd, but really all they want to do is to make u wait for something that will never happen.
Dude 1=Hey did u see something called vevo?
Dude 2=Vevo makes me wait just to see music video, when it used to be ad free.
Vevo by Bran Nu Neck August 11, 2010
Very Evil Video Organization
(Youtube End)
Man 1 : man vevo it evil
Man 2 : i know that sh!t destroyed youtube heart.
Vevo by ZILV3R May 5, 2011

vevo peasant 

Someone who exclusively listens to VEVO as a source of music
Markimoo: DID YOU HEAR THE NEW EMINEM SONG? NOT AFRAID
LeafyIsHere: KYS VEVO PEASANT
vevo peasant by Screenments May 27, 2016
they slap ads over music that has nothing to do with them and make money for doing no work and monopolizing the YouTube music scene
Jeff: "Hey Abby did you see the new Tiesto video?"
Abby: "I tried but there were these supid Vevo ads in the way."
Vevo by standup4america1 October 30, 2010
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