verdonk

Withering disapproval for the statement or action of another. The term originates in New Zealand and became well used in the mid 1990's when Eric Verdonk, an olympic rower was in prominence.

(When someone tells a lame joke) "Ohh... verdonk"

by Zippy from Rainbow January 29, 2006

Verdon

Usually English, but ultimately of pre medieval French origins (i.e., the city of Verdun in Eastern France, or the site of the famous siege of 1916-1917, Verdun, in La Manche);

Associated with the Domesday Book, a famous geographical survey of England in 1086 in which Bertrannus de Verduno of Berkshire was recorded as a close companion of Duke William of Normandy (the future William 1st of England).

Variants include Vardon, Varden, Verden, Verdon, Verduin, Verdun and possibly others.
A balladeer and poet whose golden voice and introspective nature accompany his many instruments and evolve into a sumptuous narrative about his life's trials and personal struggles delivered through song and rhythm.

A strong role model amongst friends, he is a gentle and loyal family man whose life is complemented by his beautiful, smiling Queen, his resilient children, and his treasured grandchildren. He laughs in the face of adversity and is generous with his time and his thoughts. A skilled carpenter and logical problem-solver, no dust settles upon Verdon. He has more than a modicum of mischief and when paired with his quiet intelligence, he entertains the masses.

Everyone should have a Verdon in their life, for he is as real as mere mortals get.

"If you're asking the name of the man who inevitably puts smiles on faces in the crowd, it is Verdon."
"Verdon is happening; Verdon is now."
"You don't know a Verdon? You need to find one to know; your life will be richer for knowing him."

by almostdiva December 20, 2016

newbold verdon

Home of the Posh twats mixed with the chavy council house cunts. You'll normally see either a mad sesh going on at the kids park, but if not don't forget to check the local football pitch, also known as the addy, home of the cheeky shags and where the kids take there skrab endz to spark up so there mum it worse there Nan don't spot them when there skiving church. Also home the best shop around, the local nisa get your banging deals there, and then the shitty co-op.

Wheres man from?

Pardon me, I am from Newbold verdon sir.

by JimmyBobJim May 31, 2018

Verdonking

This act is when you stand behind someone who is sitting while cupping your testicles. As you move along side this sitting person you say "Eric" and drop your testicles and say "Verdonk" as they make contact with the shoulder of the sitting person.

This was a well known party trick of the late New Zealand Olympian Eric Verdonk, and is classed as a formal greeting in New Zealand, often referred to as the "white man's Hongi"

Verdonking used as a greeting

"Eric (drops testicles) Verdonk."

"Hey mate, long time no see."

by The Mayor of Newlands November 29, 2021

James Verdon

sex mobile

Kate - hey u look good

Anna- nothing like James verdon tho ;) he's

by anonymous March 7, 2023

Verdone

A large computer techincican often exceeding the recomended amount of verbal communication of a normal human being. ie. does more talking than fixing. Often uses offensive and racial language.

Boss: Hey, did you get that call done?

Verdone: Alt-Tab..., What, almost, "swear", pretty much "swear", kinda, swear, swear, swear...

by CB55 August 24, 2006

Verdone

Washroom observer. One who visits the washroom on a quarterly hour basis. Before doing such an act, a bunch of mumbling and small talk must be performed on the way to observing the washroom.

Verdone: Hey, what's going with that thing from yesterday, when umm and hehe and it's stupid Medaglia.

by PPG August 25, 2006