vending
vending by chinxunite March 24, 2003
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vending machine
evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)
vending machine by grisha July 16, 2003
vending machine kid
A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.
vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?
wall kid: because your a freak!
vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?
wall kid: no
wall kid: because your a freak!
vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?
wall kid: no
vending machine kid by solidguyger March 14, 2011
vending machine dance
A dance performed in front of a vending machine while waiting for your purchased treat to slowly drop;the dance is performed with your elbows bent at a 100 degree angle with your hands firm in front of your hips and your impatiantly move up in down in a kind of a bouncing motion
While waiting for her 3 musketeers bar Tiffany became impatiant and performed a vending machine dance.
vending machine dance by suasageelbowfest March 14, 2009
vending machine journalism
Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.
vending machine journalism by pdobrinen October 17, 2009
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