The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.
Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?
by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022
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