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Velvet Goldmine 

A song written and performed by David Bowie. Contrary to what other's may believe. The "Velvet Goldmine" in question is another man's mouth fellating Bowie. The song Velvet Goldmine has nothing to do with vagina, pussy, or poontang. The song was allegedly re-written to be more ambiguous about the sexual encounter. The song is only available on re-releases or best of compilations.
"Velvet Goldmine, you stroke me like the rain.
Snake it, take it, panther princess you must stay.
Velvet Goldmine, naked on your chain.
I'll be your king volcano right for you again and again."
Velvet Goldmine by daverj August 29, 2006

VELVET GOLDMINE 

possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like

the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history
artistic beautiful movie with a great soundtrack
VELVET GOLDMINE by kane February 23, 2005

Velvet Goldmine 

i cannot describe to you how amazing this film is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Omg we have so gotta go home and watch Velvet Goldmine and slather over Ewan McGregor and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers gettin' it owwwnn!!!"
Velvet Goldmine by Nezzy March 31, 2005

velvet goldmine 

fuken excellent movie!! placebo, ewan mcgragor, jonathan rhys myers and chrstian bale are in it! definatley check it out if ur an old music fan!!
maxwell demon!!
velvet goldmine by ImSoRotten December 11, 2003

velvet goldmine 

Term for a woman's sexual parts, ie the vagina.

The title of an excellent glam-rock era David Bowie song about a woman's genitalia.
Julia's velvet goldmine was dripping so wet that Winston could fit his entire fist into it.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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