Vellyana 

she’s the most prettiest person you’ll ever meet. she may seem like a person who only cares about herself but she is the most lovable sweetest person anyone can encounter. her lovely glasses are as cute as her. her pretty eyes and charming smile. she gives out sweets to people that are sweet. one day the people that got sweets from her will give her a whole box full of chocolates

person 1: yo did you see the new student
person 2: the one with the pretty glasses?
person 1: YEAH BRO HER. SHE’S THE MOST PRETTIEST GIRL I’VE EVER SEEN

person 2: NO WAY U JOKING? I KNOW RIGHT

both of them: SHE MUST BE A VELLYANA
person 3: guys i don’t think she’s a vellyana, she’s THE vellyana <3

Vellyana by eksaty<3 June 10, 2022

Velyanah 

She is the most heart-warming person and loves to surround herself with people that have similar ambitions and would help her to achieve them. She isn’t afraid to speak her mind and is always open to new and greater things. Can be a bit annoying ngl 👀😭 but she is what you call a team carrier. Loves her family and also the Lord . Wants to have a boyfriend but can’t find the urge to actually COMMUNICATE in order to get one. Overall, she is an amazing person, has exceptional leadership skills , and above all, is stunning.

Velyanah is beautiful and has a broken toenail

Velyanah by daddylele November 22, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016