Vehicular Tourettes 

The uncontrollable urge to curse and scream at the idiot drivers on the road, while remaining calm in other situations

That idiot that cut me off got to sent me into a vehicular tourettes rage

Vehicular Tourettes by Pelle lives 31 September 3, 2009

Vehicular Tourettes 

Uncontrollable tic experienced by the driver of car that causes the driver to perform innappropriate driving functions.

Signaling as you approach a curve in the road, turning windshield wipers on for a sunny day, blowing the horn for no reason whatsoever, stopping the car and shutting it off without putting it in park.
Girl: Why'd you blow the horn? There's not another vehicle within 5 miles!
Boy: I don't know!
Girl: You must have a bad case of vehicular Tourettes!

Vehicular Tourettes by L'michael September 8, 2011

vehicular tourette's syndrome 

Having the tendency to scream profanities at other drivers who are talking on their cell phones, futzing with their I-Pods or doing everything but paying attention to the road. But usually yelling at your lap so nobody else knows you are calling other drivers nasty names.

Why are you screaming m***er f***er into your lap?

Because that dumb ass guy needs to hang up and drive - but if he sees me calling him that - he might pull over and beat me up! I have Vehicular Tourette's Syndrome.

vehicular tourette's syndrome by Silverlock March 29, 2009