Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

by Peelings April 7, 2017