Vanilla sex

An expression used by kinksters with daddy and mommy issues who can't enjoy a normal intercourse and need to humiliate their partner or to get humiliated to get off. Usually used to shame people who don't indulge in extreme sexual activities.
Daddy's cumslut kitten : I have been a naughty girl lately, I want you to tie and punish me tonight.
Sane adult male : I think it's time to let go of childish enthusiasms.
Daddy's cumslut kitten : Oh no please daddy I really can't feel anything unless I imagine myself being used, vanilla sex won't do it for me.
Sane adult male : Then watch less porn and go to therapy. I'm out of here
by Othmannnnnnne January 04, 2021
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Chick: you actually enjoy missionary sex?
Dude: yeah! Vanilla sex is great! if it ain't broke don't fix it.
by Spicyyy December 27, 2019
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Imagine two 13 year old virgins hooking up having sex with a very first time imagine how lame and boring that would be. Now dumb that down by 2x and that's vanilla sex.
that bitch look like a freak.. but all she fucks is vanilla sex ole lame ass fuck
by TexasWood⚡⚡ September 21, 2019
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Vanilla Sex

Sex that involves no twists or kinkiness, and no S&M. Basically plain regular sex. Typically sweet and happy and very lovey-dovey.
While Noah was one for a little kinkiness every now and then, Josh definitely prefers his vanilla sex.
by Blair February 10, 2004
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A description of what a culture regards as standard or conventional sexual practice. Often, it is interpreted as sex which does not involve elements such as, BDSM, kink, or fetish activities. Usually defined as boring, plain sex. But, a vanilla lover would regard it as making-love, passionate sex.
1. Among heterosexual couples in the Western world, vanilla sex often refers to the missionary position.
2. Among homosexual couples, it sometimes implies that the activity is non-insertive (i.e. intercrural sex, frottage etc.)
by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010
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Vanilla Sex

Sexual Intercourse usually defined by the missonary style.

Nothing by definition is abnormal. No Pain. No Kinkyness. Just Love.

Most socially acceptable form of intercourse.
While I am usually one for the kinkyness, Vanilla sex fancies my taste every once and a while.
by Kathryne Himegimi December 18, 2004
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Normal, standard sex versus "wordkinkyword" or adventurus sex. Like comparing Missonary(vanilla) to doggy style(kinky)
I dumped her cause all she wanted was vanilla sex, I like my chicks freaky!
by crazyfock November 05, 2003
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