Vanilla Ice Cream

When you cum all over our girls face in an awkward position.

Girl: This position is weird
You: Yeah I know, imma give you a vanilla ice cream:)
You: SPLAT!!
Girl: Coughing Gurgling

by Joe Joe BoB June 05, 2009

Vanilla Ice Cream

What white girls eat when they are sad and desperate, this can usually lead to living alone with 30 cats wile watching Friends on Teen Nick.

"Hey Sally why are u crying?"

"Because Ryan broke up with me."
"Now i'm hungry and i'm eating vanilla ice cream."
"You desperate Bitch!"

by rouch67 October 26, 2014

vanilla ice cream

a delicious, but basic flavor of ice cream. it is not something else you sick fucks.

"Jerry and I went to go to Carvel to eat some vanilla ice cream! Don't worry, it wasn't jizz, like urban dictionary's definitions!"

by normal definitons June 14, 2019

vanilla ice cream

A White Person, A "Cracker"
See 'Cracker'

(From the Popular Comedian Stephen Lynch's Song)"Oh, I Hate Vanilla Ice Cream, I Love Chocolate Instead, I Hope She Likes Her Soul Food With a Little Wonder Bread"

by Greene Blob August 16, 2006

vanilla ice cream

Another word for cum, jizz or seman.

"Vanilla Ice Cream. She said 'Oh my favorite.' -Suck it or Not, Cam'Ron

by Lizxxthexxhoe July 07, 2006

vanilla ice cream cone

Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.

After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.

by PnBOX November 12, 2021

Bringing the Vanilla Ice Cream

Being the only white person/people at a party.

"Hey man, how was your thing last night?"

"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."

by UncleBurton August 22, 2012