vanilla ice cream 

a delicious, but basic flavor of ice cream. it is not something else you sick fucks.

"Jerry and I went to go to Carvel to eat some vanilla ice cream! Don't worry, it wasn't jizz, like urban dictionary's definitions!"

vanilla ice cream by normal definitons June 14, 2019

vanilla ice cream 

A White Person, A "Cracker"
See 'Cracker'

(From the Popular Comedian Stephen Lynch's Song)"Oh, I Hate Vanilla Ice Cream, I Love Chocolate Instead, I Hope She Likes Her Soul Food With a Little Wonder Bread"

vanilla ice cream by Greene Blob August 15, 2006

vanilla ice cream 

Another word for cum, jizz or seman.

"Vanilla Ice Cream. She said 'Oh my favorite.' -Suck it or Not, Cam'Ron

vanilla ice cream by Lizxxthexxhoe July 7, 2006

Vanilla Ice Cream 

When you cum all over our girls face in an awkward position.

Girl: This position is weird
You: Yeah I know, imma give you a vanilla ice cream:)
You: SPLAT!!
Girl: Coughing Gurgling

Vanilla Ice Cream by Joe Joe BoB June 5, 2009

Vanilla Ice Cream 

What white girls eat when they are sad and desperate, this can usually lead to living alone with 30 cats wile watching Friends on Teen Nick.

"Hey Sally why are u crying?"

"Because Ryan broke up with me."
"Now i'm hungry and i'm eating vanilla ice cream."
"You desperate Bitch!"

Vanilla Ice Cream by rouch67 October 25, 2014

Vanilla Ice cream 

A guy that only watches lesbian porn because he doesn't like looking at other mens dicks

Omg Phil, you're a vanilla ice cream

Vanilla Ice cream by Fadd98 June 12, 2018

vanilla ice cream cone 

Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.

After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.

vanilla ice cream cone by PnBOX November 11, 2021