Vanessa Ann
She a a woman who when drunk takes photos of the floor. Vanessa watches the jersey shore while sipping a Lacroix in the flavor, bland. She has three kids and instagrams when they do anything “out of the ordinary or weird” she bakes a whole lot. When she wants to be risky she bakes bread while drinking Lacroix and watching jersey shore. And over all she is the best mom ever, a total boss mom.
Vanessa Ann : okay baby now say boss baby!
Baby: ugh do I really have to do this during my nap time?
Baby: ugh do I really have to do this during my nap time?
Vanessa Ann by Izzzme April 18, 2019
Get the Vanessa Ann mug.