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Van't Kurtiš
"This is an example of a chess game,Niw white starts with the Van't Kurtiš opening. Not bad but not the best opening"
Van't Kurtiš by I like chess July 9, 2024
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If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
A popular phrase and bumper sticker from 1970s. It means that people are having sex in the van if it's rocking and they don't want you to come in.
Bumper Sticker: If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.
If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
van tour
A tour or excursion of upmost gnar-batch, within a vehicle of the van kind. Usually resulting in the inebriation of all occupants of said van, via excessive drinking of Van Tour Red (official van tour drink).
van tour by Gnar Meister September 24, 2008
van tetris
van tetris by vixvix March 2, 2009
van tonder
they are true and genuin people who care for others but rightfully look after themselves first and struggle to make sacrifices . the straight forward and brutaly honest ways of the VAN TONDERS however are admirable
van tonder by Van Tonder April 18, 2018
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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