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Van't Kurtiš 

A type of chess opening which involves e6
"This is an example of a chess game,Niw white starts with the Van't Kurtiš opening. Not bad but not the best opening"

If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! 

A popular phrase and bumper sticker from 1970s. It means that people are having sex in the van if it's rocking and they don't want you to come in.
Bumper Sticker: If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.

van tour 

A tour or excursion of upmost gnar-batch, within a vehicle of the van kind. Usually resulting in the inebriation of all occupants of said van, via excessive drinking of Van Tour Red (official van tour drink).
Generic person 1: hey do you wanna go on a van tour?

Generic person 2: damn right, sounds rad!
van tour by Gnar Meister September 24, 2008

van tetris

The game played when packing a van to utilize the space efficiently.
Fancy a game of van tetris?

No, I'm not helping you move house.
van tetris by vixvix March 2, 2009

van tuka 

A South African term which means for a very long time.
1 Van tuka it's been me and Brian.

2 "How long have you lived in Pretoria?" asked Eve

"Van tuka" answered Princess
van tuka by Beast02 December 7, 2015

van tonder

they are true and genuin people who care for others but rightfully look after themselves first and struggle to make sacrifices . the straight forward and brutaly honest ways of the VAN TONDERS however are admirable
Mr Van Tonder ...OH MY!!!!
van tonder by Van Tonder April 18, 2018