Van Gogh 

The Van Gogh is a sexual act where you start off with small strokes like you are painting a landscape and then you finish with a vibrant end

I van goghed your mum
I’m gonna van gogh you
He van goghed me yesterday

Van Gogh by Women Moment November 12, 2020

Van Gogh 

To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach

One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty

verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"

I just van goghed her last night man, it was awesome

Van Gogh by Bitches1 April 16, 2009

Van Gogh 

Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.

See also Monet and Picasso

'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'

e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau

Van Gogh by Fresher December 28, 2005

Van Gogh 

v.; to cut off one's own ear.

That music was so bad I Van Goghed myself to relieve the pain.

Van Gogh by The ineffible deity, God July 20, 2005

Van Gogh 

An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.

Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"

Van Gogh by batsoup August 24, 2009

van gogh 

A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.

Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"

van gogh by oaul March 21, 2007

van gogh 

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit

i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.

van gogh by ZAk March 23, 2005