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Van Houtte

A name from Belgium with a Danish descend which are some badasses with tattoos that have Viking blood & respect & will stick up for what they believe in & fight for whats right. Also Van Houtte's will not put up with bullsh*t of any kind. The Van Houtte's can be very feisty and cold when you push them to that point. And for some reason have a lot of haters , The Van Houtte's can look really scary also but they are very kind and respectful when you get to know them.
" SHIIIT don't fuck with the Van Houtte's man , they crazy !"

" Damn they are some awesome/grate people man , like are like family to you !"
Van Houtte by NAMESNLESD October 25, 2019
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Van Houtte

1. an internet meme
2. not a person; rather a movement
"Van Houtte added me (on facebook) last night, but I have no idea who he is!"
"Van houtte's identity is irrelevant!"
"But I just want to know wh--"
"SUSH, the winds of change are blowing..."
Van Houtte by The Palinator March 22, 2009

Jared Van Houten 

In good faith everybody knows someone named Jared, in such cases this would be that one friend who always makes "funny" jokes and even pokes fun at himself to fit in, but in all reality we all really like Jared and appreciate the "comedy" he bring to our lifes.
Jared Van Houten: Man my math class is hard and I dont want to take this test.
Me: Jared, give me 10 dollars and I will get you an A on that test.
Jared Van Houten: I will give you 20 dollars for a B.

vanhouten 

A complete and total disaster of a person.
Late again, vanhouten?
vanhouten by Missile MP el G February 9, 2019

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026