Van Gorder 

the best looking in any given group or gathering.

Did you check out the Van Gorder over there? I can honestly say that is the only person I would openly fuck naked right here.

Van Gorder by Matthew Van Gorder May 9, 2008

vangorder 

adj, n, v. Usually refers to a female, sometimes a female teacher, who nobody likes. Some synonyms can include "stingy", "penguin", or "waddle waddle".

1. Oh man, that VanGorder gets on my nerves.

vangorder by wha! December 28, 2003

vangorder 

A female teacher, a haggard-faced, vomit-inducing fugly of a woman, who has an ear-jarring cackle, and a goatish sense of humor whom nobody likes.

"Ooooh, If that VanGorder speaks to me again I'll wring her neck!"

vangorder by Bleah January 1, 2004