Varuni 

An amazing human being with the most amazing personality. They show their affection with long paragraphs or cute memes. They can quote vines for the rest of their lives. They are just the most perfect person ever.

Guy A: Damn, I met a Varuni

Guy B: You lucky bastard. They’re a keeper

Varuni by scftymoon October 7, 2018

varunism

lessons preached by those starry eyed dimwits who fall for the unmatched, smart, witty, intelligent, insightful, intellectual humans named varun

she's a bore ever since she started her varunism

varunism by eyewe April 9, 2010

vagunicorn 

Vagunicorn is a vagina that sticks out like a unicorn horn:

Guy 1: God she looks like she has a boner.
Guy 2: She has a vagunicorn!

vagunicorn by vagunicorn12344 June 28, 2014

Varuniggabhai 

Ancient South Indian Myth or Legend ,who is said to be the first womanizer,the longest living being on earth and the richest marijuana seller on the planet during the first civilization period in India. He is said to have godly powers and is said to be still living on earth disguised in a immortal human form.

You are so good with women,that I will have to call you Varuniggabhai.
Wow, you haven't caught any sickness yet? you must be Varuniggabhai.

Varuniggabhai by Serco February 12, 2015

vagunion 

A smelly cooch, pronounced like vah + junyon

You smell like vagunion

vagunion by Brasey July 26, 2006

Vagunit 

The female equivalent of a Mangina

If you ever speak to me like that again, I am going to punch you in the vagunit so hard that you will cough up a tampon and be seeing maxi-pad stars for days.

Vagunit by Peter Byron Sylvester November 12, 2007

varuni 

freaky super human microwave.
they always work unless the power is cut.
extremely smart and way too efficient for their own good. fails to see that they are nerds, and think that 94% is a fail.

that microwave was a varuni! its so efficient!

varuni by Googlebear June 2, 2008