VampMeyer
A "vampire" in the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. You can tell a VampMeyer from a vampire by its ability to sparkle, seduce women, and go on for about 1,000 pages too long.
VampMeyer by harrypotterfan987 November 21, 2011
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Valmeyer
A small town 30 minutes southeast of STL. 50% of the people who live here hate the lack of fast food restaurants and rude people while the other 50% love the rural area and multiple places to smoke weed, juul, and drink. It’s hard to find a girfriend/ boyfriend because you are more than likely related to them; thus, if you are dating someone from Valmeyer, you’re more than likely committing incest. The guys here love t-rucks and getting drunk on the weekends while the girls love gawking at hot boys from other schools.
Valmeyer? Where’s that?
Valmeyer by lil’ so so June 12, 2018
vameyer
The delusional creation of Stephanie Meyer, where she intends to make vampires, but screws up the folklore established my Bram Stoker terribly, making men cringe in pain when hearing them referred to as vampires.
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