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U.S.S. Juan Valdez 

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
U.S.S. Juan Valdez by QuacksO August 5, 2018
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Exxon Valdez Syndrome 

A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.
"That new pool on Antione and MLK opened yesterday and it already has Exxon Valdez Syndrome."
Exxon Valdez Syndrome by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Valdez sandwich 

When you get fisted in the ass until you hole is stretched out, then you stick a grilled cheese in the prostate and you continue to anal fuck your partner till the grilled cheese is mixed with you nut and your partners shit, then you serve it to your family
Dude I just made a Valdez sandwich for you
Valdez sandwich by AIDS0909 July 3, 2025

Edgar Valden's soulmate

Edgar Valden who is known as the painter from the hit game identity v. It's not mentioned in the lore, but his have an otherworldly soulmate. Her name is Arista Valden.
"Edgar Valden's soulmate is Arista!"

Edgar Valden's wife

Edgar Valden who is known as the painter from the hit game identity v. It's not mentioned in the lore, but his have an otherworldly wife. Her name is Arista Valden.
"Edgar Valden's wife is Arista!"

shane valdez 

Shane Valdez is an award winning independent film maker and camera man for rock band Panic at the Disco. Shane is also the roomate of Panic's lead singer Brendon Urie who lives in Las Vegas. He owns Realm Films, his indie film company. His name is also spelled Shane Valdés.
Did you know that Shane Valdez's award winning film "19 Miles to Vegas" was filmed in only 48 hours?
shane valdez by Sedalyn June 25, 2008

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