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Valascro

Valascro is a fictional character who comes to your house 2 weeks after Christmas and gifts you presents. Valascro is a sexy frog wearing a santa suit who makes the snow on your roof tops turn invisible. In order to interact with Valascro directly you must leave out cinnamon buns and water for him to consume. If you do not behave on valascros eve you will be summoned by a demon spawn and will be hit by a car if you leave your houses!
Bitch you better leave out cinnamon buns for Valascro or he aint giving you shit
by Valascro February 8, 2019
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Valscrooged

To be ripped off by exorbitant prices at Value Village (unnecessarily). The over pricing of items that were obtained by humane and generous means.
Hey bro I went to value Villa today and saw this vintage jacket I really want it but even though they got it for free they priced it way too high I got “Valscrooged”.
by Diz Marquis November 22, 2018
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